White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
Fat girls, post your pictures everywhere if you want to. Post videos of yourselves talking, dancing, laughing, anything. Love doing it, delete the negative comments and reply when the correction is needed. Do it, and never let anyone tell you to stop to avoid the ridicule of others. Never let them hide you with their false sense of protection.
For a smart guy the mister can be pretty dumb sometimes.
He put a pop-top lid on a full 2l bottle of 7-Up, then put it on the floor beside the sofa he was sitting on. Foot met bottle, bottle fell over and started spraying the bloody room with soft drink.
It hit the roof and was raining down like a storm of sticky grossness.
And I’d just spent all day cleaning the fucking flat because our land lord is coming over tomorrow.
The great thing about transmisogynistic feminism is that it’s really easy to build a movement that attempts to reduce women to genitalia. There already is one! It’s called “patriarchy.”
Reverse racism is like when an antelope tramples down a lion in order to escape, and all the other lions around it call out “Reverse carnivorism! REVERSE CARNIVORISM! JUST AS BAD AS THE LIONS EATING YOU!”
“i hate people who just expect handouts!!!!” - rich suburban kids who have had everything handed to them in their life
My hair is now a very pale apricot pink, with slightly darker ends. Not perfect but I’m happy with it for now.
Better than the bright pink with ginger abomination it was thanks to that L’Oreal ‘pastel’ toner I tried out.
My hair is royally pissing me off right now. Pink roots and peachy blonde ends.
This is what I get for not sticking to my usual Fudge or Stargazer dyes.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.