This bun has been making me laugh for the last five minutes. Passing along the happy.
I’m sure that will wash off eventually.
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
“You need a job”
“You need an education”
“You need to get married”
“You need to have children”
“You need to be rich”
Just because someone is pretty doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has money doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has friends doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has nice family doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone someone’s smart doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone seems happy doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
who is this queen and when do i get to hang out with her
Don’t come into my house and start criticizing what I eat. If I pick up a snack bar don’t interrogate me over how many calories it has. My food, my body, my god damned house and in my house I’ll eat what the fuck I want.
it’s funny how when a white person decides to learn a foreign language and move to another country, he’s lauded for his sense of adventure, multiculturalism, appreciation of diversity and god knows what else
but when a person of colour does the same thing it’s all “fucking immigrants stop stealing our jobs go back to ur own country!111!!!”
